VICTORIA!!!!

Yes, that's right, Amazing Race fans: Jonathan and Victoria have a blog. (Via Jennifer Weiner.)

His response to the infamous shoving incident:

December 16, 2004

London 2:20am

All of us have our faults. Unfortunately for me millions of viewers are getting to see mine each week. I do not abuse Victoria, what you see is a heighten version of stress and obsession mix with medication for a sickness called Sarcoidosis. What was started as a Publicity Stunt turn in to an obsession to race and be first at any cost. This is a GAME and I set out to be the Villain to others not to Victoria. Victoria and I are working on our relationship to better our self and learn from our mistakes. I am taking full responsibly for my actions on screen. Please allow me to make the effort.

I am deeply saddened by the storyline that CBS went with. I am sorry for my actions, I am sorry to Victoria. Most all I am sorry to the Fans of the Amazing Race.

Jonathan

The old Sarcoidosis excuse, eh? I heart random capitalization, a true sign of madness and "obsession."

And just as you'd expect, Victoria's apologia is a little shorter:

December 19, 2004

Don't worry, I am fine. Its a TV show and not a true reflection of our relationship. We both over reacted.

Victoria

She should have signed: Victoria, with gun to her head ... or maybe that's just Jonathan holding his finger back there

You picture the thought bubble.