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this quiz has no idea

But hey, it must be right, right?

You are 30% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

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However, I remain really happy that I'm not Mary Jane. (Also via Mr. Barzak.)


  • At 2:56 AM , Blogger Christopher Barzak said...

    I think Mary Jane was an inappropriate choice on this quiz creator's part as the symbol for geek liasons. I do indeed think you're a geek liason, but no, not Mary Jane. See, the problem with Mary Jane is she hooked up with Spidey/Petey, but it's not as if she really *understands* him. Now the Mary Jane in the comic book, maybe. But not Kirsten, who is a little hair twirling and foot stamping when it comes to dealing with people. That's the real problem. ;-)

  • At 2:57 AM , Blogger Christopher Barzak said...

    Oh, cause you also know, I am so not Arnold either.

  • At 1:43 AM , Blogger Mandy said...

    I may be many things, but lisping Drew Barrymoore (22%) I am not. I am so much geekier (and thus, much cooler) than that.


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