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hogs gone wild?

This reads like fiction:

MELBOURNE, Fla. - All over one suburban subdivision, wild pigs have left their mark.

There was a dead cat. Ruth Strahosky's lawn was shredded when she was on vacation.

Trespassing swine have been spotted along Wright Avenue and Corbusier Drive, congregating in rummaging hordes of up to 20 animals.

The animals come from the adjacent, unfenced land owned by the Melbourne Airport Authority.

After a rash of complaints from the Fountainhead Homeowners Association, the airport authority agreed to a one-year contract with two licensed trappers to try to thwart the hog onslaught.

Someone call Ayn Rand's heirs.


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