encouragement from the tribal elders

So, my grandmother is available for rent to help spur you on in your quest to live out your dreams.

But, you say, how do I know she's good at this? How do I know it's a solid investment?

Well, I say, I'll just share a little excerpt from the belated birthday card I just received in the mail today, written on the inside cover:

You two may be dead before you realize that you have written an important Book. I hope not. You have a lot of competition.

I might add that "Book" is underlined twice for emphasis.

So, you see? Act now and let someone besides the voice in your head undermine your dreams.

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