Oops. Forgot I had two articles to stick up here in case anyone's so inclined.

Remember my Spike Lee rant awhile back? Looks like I was right. Spike is a word. When I think Spike, I think Buffy, or pointy object d'impalement or dog collars or dogs or bikers even, before I think of Spike Lee. Give me a break. A network stealing its identity from Spike Lee? It's not like he's Oprah. Who was, in fact, smart enough to name her network something else.

And then there's this one, about the quest to make Pat Garrett a scoundrel through DNA testing. Better dying through DNA, they'll be saying soon.