We are creatures of motion, always moving faster than we think. Taking a step, lifting an arm, there's more force than we realize.

Until, of course, I brain myself superhard on an open cabinet door while standing back up with a can of George's dog food. OUCH OUCH OUCH. Yes, like a cartoon character, I have a giant lump on my head. Words like "seeping" were used to describe the scene of the bludgeon.

Okay, so unlike cartoon characters, I have enough hair to hide this and no one will even give me sympathy... Anyway, this has been one hell of a week and I hope the kick me sign has now fallen off my back.