happy dorothy parker's birthday
Now this should be a national holiday. Mrs. Parker would be 112, if she were still alive.
Why not read her Paris Review interview to celebrate? Meanwhile:
Résumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Why not read her Paris Review interview to celebrate? Meanwhile:
Résumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
posted by Gwenda @ 8/22/2005 05:15:00 AM
1 Comments:
At 10:15 AM ,
Chris McLaren said...
I think it's also Will Shetterly's birthday today.
May be his ability to come up with the killer sarcastic oneliner is a zodiacal thing...
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