shaken & stirred

welcome to my martini glass


happy dorothy parker's birthday

Now this should be a national holiday. Mrs. Parker would be 112, if she were still alive.

Why not read her Paris Review interview to celebrate? Meanwhile:


Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


  • At 10:15 AM , Blogger Chris McLaren said...

    I think it's also Will Shetterly's birthday today.

    May be his ability to come up with the killer sarcastic oneliner is a zodiacal thing...


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