nice sentence

Started Adam Gopnik's The King in the Window, which has the following excellent first sentence:

If Oliver had simply smiled and joked with his parents while he was wearing the gold paper crown, or if he had just remembered to take it off after dinner, as he had always done before, the window wraiths might never have mistaken him for royalty.

I'll let you know about the rest.

p.s. Finally both my new contacts are in. Yay for ungritty vision. Yay. Yay. Yay.

p.p.s. Who didn't love Peter Dinklage on Entourage?