crazy birthday horoscopes

I miss Sydney O'Marr. These are from Holiday Mathis (not nearly as mysterious a name).

First, the overall Cancer horoscope:

CANCER (June 22-July 22). This is a remarkably enlightening day. You enjoy fleeing the darkness and entering a bright zone -- that is to say learning -- in every area you put your focus into, especially person-to-person dynamics.

And then the If Today's Your Birthday (as it is Julius Caesar's, Henry David Thoreau's and Tod Browning's, to name a few more illustrious "birthday girls"):

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (July 12). There's no time for fear. You jump into life and don't turn back. So by the time you realize what a project is going to cost you financially and personally, you'll already have accomplished it. Love is golden in the early fall, and you'll feel like you're walking on clouds. A move or exciting travel will spice up October. Love signs are Aquarius and Gemini. Your lucky numbers are: 4, 1, 49, 33 and 22.

Am I supposed to run out and buy a lottery ticket?