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7.12.2005

crazy birthday horoscopes

I miss Sydney O'Marr. These are from Holiday Mathis (not nearly as mysterious a name).

First, the overall Cancer horoscope:
CANCER (June 22-July 22). This is a remarkably enlightening day. You enjoy fleeing the darkness and entering a bright zone -- that is to say learning -- in every area you put your focus into, especially person-to-person dynamics.
And then the If Today's Your Birthday (as it is Julius Caesar's, Henry David Thoreau's and Tod Browning's, to name a few more illustrious "birthday girls"):
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (July 12). There's no time for fear. You jump into life and don't turn back. So by the time you realize what a project is going to cost you financially and personally, you'll already have accomplished it. Love is golden in the early fall, and you'll feel like you're walking on clouds. A move or exciting travel will spice up October. Love signs are Aquarius and Gemini. Your lucky numbers are: 4, 1, 49, 33 and 22.
Am I supposed to run out and buy a lottery ticket?

3 Comments:

  • At 7:47 AM , Blogger Lauren Baratz-Logsted said...

    Gwenda, I have been known to buy lottery tickets - or at least I did years ago - on exactly that premise. Happy Birthday! I'm a Cancer too and yesterday's horoscope worked well. Now I wonder what today's says...

     
  • At 11:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    How did I miss this post? What a week! Happy Birthday, Gwenda! I hope your new year is off to a smashing start. And yes, I miss Sydney, too, although I've become something of an AstrologyZone + Artnet junkie since. XOXO, LC

    Lauren Cerand

     
  • At 11:15 PM , Anonymous the Happy Booker said...

    Happy belated birthday! I blame partying + eating chocolate peanutbutter pie in NYC w/ Ms. Cerand for missing this post. I hope you had a fabulous day and many martinis. Wendi

     

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