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"Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes?"

"Is that her rape horn?" "It's more like a starter's pistol."

Lines like this are why you should be watching Arrested Development. Plus, twice the Jeffrey Tambor.


  • At 4:42 PM , Blogger CAAF said...

    Are you still watching "House"? We are, and I had a "House" moment the other day. I (had finally) tracked down a wide-brimmed hat for my mum and was at check out. The older woman checking me out had a ratchety cough that bent her over sideways. Poor lady. But all I could think about was how her germs might lodge on the hat for my mom, creating some weird disorder at some later date that would eventually, through brilliant diagnostic work, be tracked down to my Xmas present. So I said, "Um, I'll bag the hat myself, thanks."

    Of course, I saw the germ lodging on the hat in extreme microscopic close-up, so that the germ looked like the size of a bowling ball.

    (CF: "House" episode where candy striper infects babies on wards with her illness, via coughing on their teddy bears.)

  • At 5:03 PM , Blogger gwenda said...

    Yes, still watching. I just caught up with this week's ep during my sickbed TiVo-fest today. If weird shit can happen to a nun, it can happen to ANYONE.

    You were right to bag the hat.

  • At 10:24 AM , Blogger Elad said...

    god, i love Arrested Development. i got the first season DVD as a Hanukkah present. and the second season has been more brilliant and hilarious than the first. (if that's possible!)

    "Balls! It's balls!"

    oh, and..

    George Michael: "That looks familiar."

    Michael: "You don't need glasses."

    oh man. :)


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