i want hank stuever to write my obituary.

Rick James, R.I.P, kinda:

"Though he has gone (of apparent natural causes, said Los Angeles police, after a caretaker found him dead in his Universal City home yesterday morning), the singer Rick James will always be with us: at class reunions, bar mitzvahs, wedding receptions. He will sing eternally the 1981 R&B dance hit that made him: 'Super Freak,' a wonderful song about a nymphomaniac backstage groupie who is waiting in Room 714 of a hotel somewhere, 'with incense, wine and candles -- it's such a freaky scene.'"

worm "What's Love Got to Do With It," Tina Turner

namecheck Alex "Dog Bite" Irvine