Okay, the fact that Lisa Marie Presley's forthcoming album is an all-Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard-promotionfest makes me think that maybe she and MJ Glove Monster really were made for each other... And that Nic Cage has a lot of explaining to do about everything for the last oh, six years or so, except Adaptation. I'm going to go out on a limb and say no hit singles off this record, which I'd be comfortable with even if it weren't an all-Scientology record. If I'm wrong, I will find a scripture in Revelation that corresponds and announce that the world will end very, very soon.

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And, in unrelated good news, those of us that have access to BBCAmerica and became addicted to "The Office" can now watch it at 10:20 on Thursday nights. Those of you who have BBCAmerica but don't know what I'm talking about should Watch. This. Show.