being underground

Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

YOU ARE THE NILE

At 4145 miles from your furthest extremity to the Mediterranean Sea, you outdo the Amazon to become the world's longest river. The piranhas hate you.

Beneath you lies an underground river with six times your volume. You kept this remarkably quiet for several thousand years. In fact, you're full of mystery; your source wasn't discovered until 1862. You're also full of water. And crocodiles. And nuclear pharaoh machines that run on light and can see through time.

(This is a really good one, even if you hate silly quizzes. It has a Derrida reference!)

Off to writing group, where it's the Nebula prenominee's turn up on the block.

(Via Janni Simner, who we'll have a great new story by in the next issue of Say...)