why do you think Nicolle left him?

It may seem like I'm linking to Jeff lots lately, and I am, but only because he's hilarious.

Tom Cruise is short. He's a scientologist.

Go read the whole entry quoting the Rolling Stone piece.

Also, Tom Cruise wears lifts. I read it in a magazine my grandmother buys at the grocery store.

worm "Darling Nikki," Prince

namecheck Katherine "Elf" Yeakel