You gotta love it when your boyfriend tries to put a spell on you using e-mail:

Hey nonni! Nonni nonni!
Hey nonni!
Ha cha cha!

O! great chicken of excitement, we implore thee! O! swimming mantis shrimp of wakefulness, we call upon thee! Lift the twice-damned serpent-twined curses of beepiness and boredom from this woman and!

Let!
Her!
Be!
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!